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Review
by Kozo: |
Because Golden Harvest can’t get the cast of the original
Downtown Torpedoes together (Takeshi Kaneshiro is now a major
Japanese star and Charlie Young has retired), those fellas at
Golden Harvest have decided to give us Downtown Torpedoes:
The Tangentially Related Spinoff. The resulting entity, a
big-budget action spectacular called Skyline Cruisers,
bears a Chinese name that literally means Holy Thief Second
Generation. Downtown was called Holy Thief Spy
Shadow, so you can see the connection.
Now that the Chinese lesson is over,
how about the movie? Well, Teddy Chan is off directing Jackie
Chan movies, so Golden Harvest has enlisted the promising Wilson
Yip, who’s turned in some pretty good movies of late. Those movies
were nothing like Skyline, though, and the result shows.
Leon Lai plays Mac, the leader of a group of hi-tech thieves including
Bird (Jordan Chan, NOT reprising his role from Downtown),
Sam (Sam Lee), and Michelle (Michelle Saram). Our heroes are wacky
sorts, except for Mac, who’s mysterious and cool in that charismatic
leader way. Mac enlists his team for a goodwill job, stealing
a cure for a horrific disease. Their thievery means high-tech
trickery of the most cartoonish sort, and all the James Bond gadgets
are kind of fun.
Then things get strange. Shu Qi turns
up as Panadol, a mystery chick who’s also after the cure. Also,
many flashbacks and tight close-ups of Mac glowering have taught
us that 3 years ago, Mac’s girlfriend died thanks to Sato (Alex
To). Sato was a former partner of Mac and Bird’s, who was responsible
for the death of the woman they both loved. As if that nugget
of originality meant anything, Sato may be involved in this most
recent escapade, and if he is then Mac and his cohorts will have
to put up some really bad overacting from Alex To.
The action is all right, but it’s cartoony
to a fault. While Downtown Torpedoes was at fault for
non-existent characterization and an almost machine-like efficiency,
it was still an enjoyable, technically superior action flick.
Sadly, Skyline Cruisers gives us uninteresting characterization
and incredibly silly action. At least the whole manages to entertain
on sort of a base, better-than-bored level, but I find the whole
thing an incredible disappointment considering Wilson Yip was
the director. His movies have been wonderfully character-oriented
genre films that managed to give us great characters within commercial
plots. Skyline is too commercial, and as a result comes
off as a slick but nonsensical package. As we enter the fourth
year of HK Cinema A.D.T. (After Downtown Torpedoes), I
must say that the switch to Western-style action has given us
middling results. (Kozo 2001)
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