|  | Review by Kozo:
 | Bayside 
                            Shakedown is the big-screen sequel to a popular 
                            Japanese television drama called Odoru Daisosasen. 
                            The series ran in Japan in 1997, and was followed 
                            up by three television specials before finally getting 
                            its big screen debut. Singer Yuji Oda stars as Shunsaku 
                            Aoshima, a hot-blooded detective for the Wangan Police 
                            Station in Tokyo. Their job: to solve whatever crimes 
                            occur in the regional area of Wangan. Their problem: 
                            bureaucracy, or the meddling of superior officers 
                            who are more concerned with money and that elusive 
                            thing called "face".  Unlike your usual cop 
                            cinema heroes, Aoshima and his comrades do not carry 
                            guns. In fact, during the entire two-hour running 
                            time of Bayside Shakedown, the principals almost 
                            never go so far as to threaten anyone with bodily 
                            harm. Instead, these everyday heroes attempt to investigate 
                            a variety of crimes while dodging the disapproving 
                            fingers of bean counters and dealing with discrimination 
                            from the bigwigs at Police HQ. The weapon of choice? 
                            Not attitude or righteousness or a swift kick to the 
                            rear. Nope, all it takes to be a hero in the world 
                            of Bayside Shakedown is simply the desire to 
                            try harder.  The selling points 
                            of the Bayside Shakedown series (including 
                            the aforementioned TV series and 2003 sequel) do not 
                            include guns, car chases, or gratuitous violence. 
                            This is all droll, fairly human stuff about goodhearted 
                            cops who merely want to do their jobs, and are confounded 
                            by the office politics preventing them from doing 
                            so. Aoshima's old pal Muroi (the dour Toshiro Yanagiba) 
                            left the Wangan Police Station to make it in the stratified 
                            ranks of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police. Muroi and 
                            Aoshima dream of cooperation between local and metropolitan 
                            cops, and their shared promise is at the heart of 
                            the film's big conflict. The commissioner of police 
                            has been kidnapped, and the Wangan locals are at odds 
                            with the Metropolitan Police as to how to solve this 
                            crime.  Muroi is given leadership over the Tokyo Metro 
                            Police detail, which happens because he came from 
                            a no-name college and not Tokyo University like his 
                            colleague Shinjo (Toshio Kakei). You see, the bigwig 
                            handing out the assignment also went to Tokyo U., 
                            and doesn't want his fellow alumnus to look bad if 
                            the operation goes to hell. Ergo, he sets Muroi up 
                            to take the fall. Exciting stuff, huh? It sounds about 
                            as interesting as dueling badgers, but that's pretty 
                            much what the crux of Bayside Shakedown is: 
                            individuals silently battling larger bureaucratic 
                            forces.  Muroi takes the assignment 
                            and proceeds to fumble it thanks to the too-thick 
                            Tokyo Metro Police playbook. Luckily he has Aoshima 
                            going Rambo, which means he actually tries to arrest 
                            bad guys before getting a notarized go ahead. He also 
                            shows up to help when he's not supposed to, and tackles 
                            more than one case at a time. All very low-key stuff, 
                            but that's what you're getting in Bayside Shakedown. 
                            Director Katsuyuki Motohiro and cronies don't try 
                            very hard to sell this Care Bear cop world, and why 
                            should they? After all, the film had a massive fan 
                            following before its release, and as such was not 
                            created to win fans worldwide. It's just more of the 
                            same for people who liked the original series. Thankfully, the open-minded 
                            and less action-inclined can derive some enjoyment 
                            from the proceedings. Bayside Shakedown features 
                            well-drawn characters and amusing interoffice conflicts. 
                            Adorable Eri Fukatsu is the Wangan Police Station's 
                            toughest cookie Sumire, a diminutive policewomen who's 
                            overworked and eternally grousing over the better 
                            lunches given to city bigwigs - and yet she still 
                            goes about her job with a quiet ferocity. Wangan senior 
                            inspector Heihachiro Waku (Chosuke Ikariya) chooses 
                            logic over bureaucratic pecking order, and wisely 
                            referees the fledgling cooperation between Aoshima 
                            and Muroi.  One subplot - about a thief stealing 
                            expense receipts in the Wangan Police Station - is 
                            particularly rich and quietly develops in the background. 
                            The cops are upset because they want to be reimbursed 
                            for their on-the-job expenses, and without receipts 
                            it can't get done. The bean counters are happy because 
                            no receipts equals no expense reports. Not as important 
                            as a kidnapping or a murder (in yet another plotline, 
                            a floater appears with a teddy bear implanted in his 
                            stomach), but here it's practically given equal weight. 
                            Go figure. Bayside Shakedown does have a few glaring debits. The big criminal cases 
                            are solved with equally big plot contrivances, and 
                            the last half-hour of the film is as slow-motion sappy 
                            as you can get. Director Motohiro has a fine handle 
                            on his characters, but when he gets emotional it's 
                            time for amped up slow motion and cheesy sentimentality. 
                            Some people might find the "gotta salute the 
                            brave cop" finale to be a little too syrupy for 
                            their Lethal Weapon-hardened sensibilities, 
                            and Motohiro 
                              could have easily toned down some of the sappy stuff. 
                              But this is a Japanese film, and such overextended 
                              sappiness is pretty common from the world's leading 
                            followers of the cult of cute. Ultimately, Bayside 
                            Shakedown has enough cultural charm and winning 
                            human themes to make it a rousing, refreshingly different 
                            sort of cop movie. Fans of grittier films will probably 
                            be put off by the four-color cleanliness of the whole 
                            affair, but that's no surprise. This is big-budget 
                            stuff aimed for Japanese moviegoers, and shouldn't 
                            be expected to charm Middle America - or Australia 
                            for that matter. If you can cotton to the charms of Bayside Shakedown, then this movie (and its 
                            superior sequel) are fun stuff. If not, there's a 
                            Jean Claude Van-Damme movie waiting for you at Blockbuster. 
                            (Kozo 1999/2004) |  |