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Review
by Kozo: |
Lee Sung-Jae isn't Korea's
most handsome actor, but he's certainly no slouch
in the looks department. Still, what's vanity before
artor a oddball comedy made for the masses?
Lee goes ugly for Shinsukki Blues, a loaded
comedy about a complete bastard named Shin Suk-Ki
(Lee Jong-Hyuk), an amoral Master of the Universe
lawyer who runs mergers and acquisitions in a large
conglomerate. He signs off on a shady deal to send
a portion of the staff packing, the means being some
legal sleight-of-hand designed to fool average non-legal
folk (you and me, basically) into thinking the firings
were on the up and up. You can count that as Suk-Ku's
first karmic mistake.
Karmic mistake #2 occurs
when Suk-Ki beds impossibly pure-hearted receptionist
Seo Jin-Yung (Kim Hyun-Joo, who appeared in the Hong
Kong film Star Runner), and promptly drops
her like a used tissue. Then, in your standard movie
plot device, he gets his fortune told at an appearing/disappearing
bar, and gets into an elevator accident with another
guy named Shin Suk-Ki (Lee Sung-Jae). This other Suk-Ki
is his total opposite: a kind-hearted, but clumsy,
dorky, and irretrievably hopeless lawyer who does
pro bono work and lives in squalor. The big hook:
the two get their minds switched, handsome Suk-Ki
gets stuck in ugly Suk-Ki's body, and his own handsome
body is left to lie in a coma. Ain't payback a bitch?
The problem: this isn't
payback. Newly dorky Suk-Ki takes his plight in remarkable
stride. Sure, he gets angry and upset, and mugs and
makes faces like he's the second coming of Rowan Atkinson.
But before ten minutes are through, Suk-Ki is already
resolving to make the best of his plight. The going
is rough, and includes the occasional greed-motivated
backslide and some minor insensitivity, but it seems
as if Suk-Ki turns over a new leaf EXACTLY when he
gets stuck in his new ugly body. When Jin-Yung shows
up needing legal assitance to sue her firm (She was
fired under shady circumstances. Hmmm.), Suk-Ki is
eager to help, and starts to realize the error of
his ways mighty quick. A bit too quick, actually.
There's a lot of time to fill hereShinsukki
Blues clocks in at a whopping 110 minutes. If
he goes from bad to good in less than about forty
minutes, that's still an hour left to twiddle your
thumbs. Do the math.
If you're not getting
the primary problem with Shinsukki Blues, then
we'll spell it out for you: this movie has screenwriting
issues. The first half of the film details Suk-Ki's
plight, and it's moderately funny reversal-of-fortune
stuff punctuated by Lee Sung-Jae's amusing physical
pratfalls. The off-color jokes and toilet humor may
not be for everyone, but they get the job done. The
problem occurs with the second half of the film. A
change is supposed to register within Shin Suk-Ki,
but it seems to coincide too closely with his less
desirable new body. Lee Sung-Jae is funny, and can
clearly act, but it seems as if nothing about the
script reflects one guy being put into the other's
body. We're told that Suk-Ki of the Lamborghini looks
is now stuck in a beat-up Pinto chassis, but that
fact doesn't seem to register onscreen. The old Suk-Ki
was a major crapbag of a human being; why doesn't
he seem to be one when he's uglyeven if it's
for an extra twenty minutes?
Once that inconsistency registers,
Shinsukki Blues hits the skidsfast. Jin-Yung
is no less problematic a character: she's beautiful
but insanely angelic, and seemingly has nothing to
with her time but hang out with a buck-toothed dope.
When he's stuck in his new body, Suk-Ki seems surprised
that nobody liked him. Let's get this straight: he
was an intelligent and amoral bastard, and he's surprised
that nobody liked him? Shinsukki Blues has
its fantastic elements, but the characters shouldn't
be one of them. Granted, the filmmakers go for an
irreverent, quirky tone, but that's not enough to
make Shinsukki Blues a quality motion picture,
especially when it gets syrupy and obvious (Filled
with regret, Suk-Ki cries in the rain. *Yawn*).
Even worse, the film neglects
to answer basic questions, and we don't mean the "how
can they switch minds" question. Of more importance
is, "What the hell happened to the real ugly
Shin Suk-Ki?" Is he stuck in handsome Shin Suk-Ki's
body, or has he floated into the ether? Answering
that question required some thought from the filmmakers,
but apparently they were too busy with quick gags
and cheap emotions than logic or narrative need. When
Shinsukki Blues is over, you may still be happy,
but only if your brain decided to boycott the film,
and left you with no rational facilities for the full
110 minutes. Even commercial movies need to take some
responsiblity. According to the script, Shin Suk-Ki
learns to take responsiblity. However, the filmmakers
apparently didn't. (Kozo 2005)
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