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Review
by Kozo: |
For those viewers out
there determined to not take filmmaking seriously:
Spy Girl is for you. An abominably silly schoolgirl
charmer, Spy Girl is the type of movie that
was created with the sole intent of separating willing
teenagers from their allowance money. As such, it
possesses zilch in the way of actual logic or purpose,
and instead features a pretty leading lady, bland
romance, semi-amusing humor, and a manufactured emotional
ending typical of most Korean romantic comedies. The
above formula is tried-and-true, and will probably
not raise the ire of many a paying fourteen year-old.
But really, does the above make a good movie?
The scoop: a North Korean
spy (Kim Jung-Hwa) crosses the DMZ on a mission to
find and apprehend Operative Kim, another North Korean
spy who embezzled a bunch of won. Setting herself
up with a couple of jaded sleeper spies, she takes
on the identity of their daughter, Park Hyo-Jin. She
needs an ID because her best bet for tailing Kim is
to work at the local Burger King and serve burgers
to masses of drooling prep school kids. You see, Kim
likes to meet his contacts at the corner Burger King,
so if Hyo-Jin works there, she can keep tabs on him
AND earn a little extra cash. James Bond would be
proud.
Hyo-Jin's undoing: the
presence of a motley bunch of prep school boys, including
Ko-Bong (Kong Yu), a dopey dropout who is about to
be swept off to mandatory military service. The primary
pursuit of these boys is the appointing of an "angel".
More specifically, they choose some local cutie and
crown her as their "angel" on the Internet.
The girl-ogling page also jokingly states that "those
who don't know her are North Korean spies." Thanks
to Ko-Bong's admiration, Hyo-Jin shoots straight to
the top of the chartswhich bothers Hyo-Jin because
she happens to actually be a North Korean spy. So
she agrees to date him to get him to stop. Cue eighty
extra minutes of mellow, misdirected romance and danger-free
encounters with bullying girls and other North Korean
spies. A big spoiler here: nobody dies!
Spy Girl is basically
cookie-cutter teenybopper fluff packaged in the same
whimisical trappings as the king of all teenybopper
Korean comedies: My Sassy Girl. To wit, there
are minor conflicts and hidden agendas, and bubbling
emotions which grow in a subtle and endearing fashion.
The big problem here is that Spy Girl does
none of the above anywhere near as well as My Sassy
Girl. Everything that occurs here is predictable
and manufactured, right down to the forced emotional
climax which will probably only touch the easily manipulated.
Everyone else will just yawn and look at their watch,
or they can check the scores on their Internet-enabled
cell phone, if they're lucky enough to have one. This
isn't filmmakingit's more like teen fiction
financed for the screen by daddy's credit card.
The good stuff: like
most Korean comedies of its ilk, Spy Girl is
certainly shot well, and maintains a light, offense-free
tone. The film won't shock with its amazing entertainment
quality, but it certainly won't offend or even annoy
anyone with jarringly bad comedy or awful, tasteless
jokes. Also, the film is told with some minor narrative
shifting, which actually makes the fluffy storyline
exponentially more interesting. By that, we mean it's
not that interesting to begin with, but by shifting
the narrative from the present to the past, and from
Go-Bong to Hyo-Jin, the film actually takes on a semblance
of real storytelling. If the actual content isn't
that great, at least the effort was good.
With the above in mind,
it's likely the target audience for Spy Girl
was not disappointed. This is low-aim, middle-shot,
probable-success stuff; it was produced expressly
for throwaway teen entertainment, and it does its
job with a minimum of fuss. Also, lead actress Kim
Jung-Hwa is exceptionally cute; the script calls for
everyone and his father to drool over her at first
sight, and given her charming smile, it seems to work.
Of course, giving Kim huge cred for her performance
would be a mistake, because she isn't called upon
to do much more than smile and pout with her Revlon-worthy
lips. The biggest debit here is that her fighting
skills are nonexistent, and whatever scenes they concoct
for Kim and her stunt doubles are lackluster and poorly
edited. Maybe they couldn't hire a better action director,
or maybe they just didn't care to. After all, this
isn't real filmmaking, it's just cookie-cutter teenybopper
fluff. And in evaluating Spy Girl as cookie-cutter
teenybopper fluff, it's hard to say that it's a total
failure. (Kozo 2004)
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