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                        Review by
Calvin
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                                To put it simply, the 
                            2005 romantic comedy Train Man is a fairy tale 
                            for geeks. As derisive as that comment may sound, 
                            it's not really meant as a criticism, just a factual 
                            description. Supposedly based on a true story, Train 
                            Man (a.k.a. Densha Otoko) centers on a 
                            twenty-two year old manga enthusiast known only by 
                            the online handle "Train Man" (Takayuki 
                            Yamada). Unlucky in love for his entire life, Train 
                            Man has consoled himself to the fact that he probably 
                            won't be getting a girlfriend anytime this millennium, 
                            so he decides to embrace his nerdy fate and spend 
                            his free time prowling for toys in Akihabara. 
                                 One evening, our hero's 
                            prospects for romance begin to change when he spots 
                            a lovely woman (Miki Nakatani) being harassed by a 
                            drunken commuter. In a moment of awkward heroism, 
                            Train Man intervenes on her behalf. Although he's 
                            certainly no Superman, he does delay the drunkard 
                            long enough for security to show up. Later, to Train 
                            Man's complete surprise, the woman asks for his address 
                            so she can properly thank him for his good deed. So 
                            energized by this encounter is Train Man that he posts 
                            his story on a message board, an act which eventually 
                            earns him a faithful, albeit anonymous readership. 
                            Little does he know, however, that his story has only 
                            just begun. 
                                 Things pick up quickly 
                            when Train Man receives a set of expensive Hermes 
                            teacups in the mail. The sender? You guessed it - 
                            the woman on the train. Both ecstatic and highly confused 
                            by this surprising turn of events, Train Man turns 
                            to his online pals for help, who post back bits of 
                            advice on what his next move should be. After much 
                            debate, he finally summons up the courage to call 
                            her, and amazingly, she agrees to meet him for dinner. 
                            But in preparing for his first ever real date with 
                            a woman, Train Man smartly makes a few cosmetic adjustments 
                            on the advisement of his online peers. It isn't long 
                            before he gets a stylish haircut, purchases some designer 
                            threads, and doffs his glasses in favor of some contact 
                            lenses. The transformation from geek to chic is surprisingly 
                            fast, but no matter what he looks like, it's clear 
                            that Train Man is still a socially-inept otaku, as 
                            his jitteriness and all-around dorkiness in the presence 
                            of the woman he dubs "Hermes" is strikingly 
                            apparent. Still, Train Man begins to make progress 
                            with Hermes, but unfortunately, his deep-seated insecurities 
                            just might mess the whole thing up. It's clearly time 
                            for Train Man to grow up, but will he do it in time? 
                                 On its premise alone, 
                            Train Man is essentially a G-rated version 
                            of The 40-Year-Old-Virgin culturally suited 
                            to fit Japanese tastes. While both films maintain 
                            an underlying message that love is more important 
                            than lust, the main character in Train Man 
                            seems to operate in a world where sex isn't even something 
                            that would cross his mind, a factor which greatly 
                            contributes to the fairytale quality of the film. 
                            And while technology, particularly computers, is crucial 
                            to the plot, Train Man is, at its core, an 
                            old-fashioned romance about finding one's true love. 
                            Some may balk at the simplicity of the story, but 
                            in some ways, that's part of the charm. 
                                 As far as performances 
                            go, Takayuki Yamada makes for a fine Train Man, particularly 
                            once the She's All That-style makeover takes 
                            place. It's easy to act nerdy when the character is 
                            dressed to the nines in Akihabara geek wear, but once 
                            he makes the transformation into a more presentable 
                            stud, it would be easy for an actor to slip out of 
                            the required geekiness necessary for his performance. 
                            However, that's not the case with Yamada; the incongruity 
                            between what Train Man looks like post-makeover versus 
                            his actual behavior helps give this geek fantasy some 
                            semblance of realism. No matter how polished Train 
                            Man looks, he's still an otaku at heart. 
                                 Also carrying the film 
                            along with Yamada is Miki Nakatani, who has the unenviable 
                            task of making her character's interest in Train Man 
                            seem believable. As likeable as Train Man is as a 
                            character is, his appeal seems somewhat elusive. Yes, 
                            he's a nice guy, but he's also annoyingly skittish, 
                            and as the finale proves, a bit of a crybaby to boot. 
                            However, the "crying" scene does make for 
                            a funny reversal of expectations as Hermes must console 
                            the weeping Train Man with several comical "there, 
                            there" reassurances. And while the believability 
                            of a relationship between Hermes and Train Man is 
                            precarious at best, it would be completely unbelievable 
                            if not for Nakatani's performance. She is able to 
                            project an inner life, if not an entire past history 
                            with men for her character that is not in the script, 
                            which gives some indication of why she values Train 
                            Man so much. 
                                 One of the more interesting 
                            aspects of the film is how it focuses not only on 
                            Train Man's mission, but also on his ability to touch 
                            the lives of his readership. Among his online supporters, 
                            there's a young shut-in, a nurse who seems to be recovering 
                            from a failed relationship, three overgrown otakus 
                            who've had worse luck in life than Train Man, and 
                            a husband and wife who don't realize they're posting 
                            on the same board. As each of these characters participate 
                            in Train Man's strange coming-of-age story, his amazing 
                            strides with Hermes opens their eyes to what's missing 
                            in their own lives, showing them that if he can get 
                            a girlfriend, then just about anything is possible. 
                            Although, these "sidestories" could probably 
                            be developed even better in a television drama, the 
                            small glimmers of their lives given in Train Man 
                            are a welcome presence and enhance the main storyline 
                            immensely.  
                                 After all is said and 
                            done, Train Man is more or less just a fun 
                            little underdog story, thanks in large part to the 
                            likeable performances from its cast members. Sure, 
                            things are a bit too chaste and simplistic considering 
                            the situation, but in some ways, that's part of the 
                            appeal. Unlike the protagonist, the film Train 
                            Man may not dramatically change your life, but 
                            in its all-too-true rendering of the anxieties of 
                            dating, on some level it's sure to speak to everyone's 
                            inner geek. (Calvin McMillin, 2006) 
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