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New
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Year: |
1975 |
Bruce Li is not the Man in New Game of Death |
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Director: |
Lin Pin, Harold
B. Swartz |
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Producer: |
Chang Lung-Gen,
Su Man Tsai Hon |
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Writer: |
Lau
Kar-Leung |
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Cast: |
Bruce Li (Ho
Chung-Tao), Lung Fei, Man Ping, Mao Shan, Robert Kerver,
Ronald Brown, Johnny Floyd, Kuslai, Sandus |
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The Skinny: |
For Bruce Lee
fans, New Game of Death is probably equivalent
to a slap in the face. For fans of cheap production
values, ho-hum fighting, and plenty of unintentional
humor, this "Bruceploitation" film is like a gift from
heaven. Either way, it stinks. |
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Review by Calvin McMillin: |
Without a doubt, Bruce
Lee was a legend in his own time, sadly leaving us with
only a handful of films to remember him by. In response
to his shocking death in 1973, filmmakers from all over
Hong Kong, Taiwan, and Mainland China sought to discover
"The Next Bruce Lee" to fill the legendary martial artist's
very big shoes. Some producers, however, took the task
a bit too literally, and they started casting a whole
slew of Bruce Lee imitators in low-budget chopsocky
flicks to take advantage of the international thirst
for more Bruce Lee-styled kung fu flicks. As a result,
the tacky phenomenon known as "Bruceploitation" was
born, and actors with such sound-alike names as Bruce
Li, Bruce Le, Dragon Lee, and Bruce Liang (The Beast
in Kung Fu Hustle) started having careers in
Chinese cinema. New Game of Death - also known
as Goodbye Bruce Lee: His Last Game of Death
- is one such film. The fine folks at Intercontinental
Video Limited have given this Bruceploitation flick
a full restoration as a part of their Shaw Bros line,
and it admittedly looks more vibrant than it probably
did when it was first released in theaters way back
in 1975. But as we all know, looks aren't everything,
now are they?
In New Game of Death,
Bruce Li (aka Ho Chung-Tao) plays a gymnast who gets
the opportunity of a lifetime. After fending off some
random bullies who attack him for no reason whatsoever,
a suitably impressed movie producer offers him the chance
to complete the real Bruce Lee's last project, The
Game of Death . Comically enough, however, the film
that the producer then proceeds to screen for our hero
is nothing at all like Lee's Game of Death, but
is instead an all-new story starring Bruce Li, who is
ostensibly portraying Bruce Lee, who is, in turn, playing
a brand new character in this alleged movie-within-a-movie.
Understand? To tell the truth, it doesn't actually matter.
The unfinished movie in question
is basically a slapped-together story about a missing
box filled with lots of cash, a requisite damsel in
distress, and a final battle atop the Seven Star Tower,
a huge pagoda filled to the brim with assassins galore.
Trust me, that last part sounds a lot better than it
is. Sure, Li disposes of two generic Asian thugs, a
katana-wielding Japanese samurai, a Korean pole fighter,
a hairy white guy in short shorts, an Indian nunchaku
master, and a scrawny Muhammad Ali wannabe with a pair
of distracting man boobs in the finale, but the fight
scenes throughout the film are fairly boring if not
laughably bad. One amusing bit occurs during the climax
when Li moves so fast that he practically teleports
via camera trickery, essentially driving his opponent
insane. Or blind. It's really unclear. Speaking of unintentional
laughs, perhaps the funniest aspect is the fact that
the main bad guy challenges Li to battle his way to
the top of the tower and fight each of his men one at
a time - FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON AT ALL! Couldn't
he, I don't know, just kill Li off with the sheer number
of men under his command?
Oh, and if you're wondering
about the outcome of the frame story in which Bruce
Li watches this supposedly unfinished movie, well, it's
totally forgotten by story's end. Even more curious,
the film is actually complete, which leads one to wonder
whether this prologue was concocted after the fact and
added merely to stretch out an already fairly short
running time.
Whatever the case, there's
no getting around the fact that New Game of Death
is an atrociously bad movie. The production values are
horrible, as the interior of the pagoda is clearly an
indoor set, redressed each time Li ascends to the next
level. The landscape seen just outside the pagoda window
is obviously a 2-D painting that wouldn't look out of
place in a high school theatre production. From a filmmaking
standpoint, the directors seem to have fallen in love
with some jarring editing techniques, as scenes abruptly
cut from one moment to the next with little regard for
continuity. The most unintentionally funny moment of
this kind occurs when Li receives a phone call, and
he is suddenly shown from multiple angles, all edited
together in repetitive, rapid-fire succession meant
for extra dramatic emphasis. But instead of a sense
of drama, all it invokes are a few snorts of laughter.
A Bruceploitation film is perhaps
only as good as its leading man, and Bruce Li does come
across as a likable screen presence. But as a Bruce
Lee copycat, he clearly has a much different style than
the man he is imitating. Li doesn't move nearly as fast
as the real deal, and his overall attempt at mimicry
seems halfhearted, if not superficial. It also doesn't
help that he spends the entirety of the picture with
a terrible haircut and dressed in a version of Lee's
fabled yellow tracksuit that's a few sizes too big for
him.
As a cultural oddity, IVL's
edition of New Game of Death might be worth a
gander, if for no other reason than to watch a genuine
Bruceploitation in all its cheesy glory - complete with
a clear picture and the original Mandarin language to
boot. Those who are interested in this strange cultural
phenomenon would do well to purchase this bizarre film,
but others looking for more genuinely entertaining martial
arts entertainment, would be better served by sampling
the films that feature the master himself - not his
legion of imitators. (Calvin McMillin 2007) |
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Availability:
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DVD (Hong Kong)
Intercontinental Video Limited (IVL)
Region 3 NTSC
Widescreen
Mandarin Language Tracks
Removable English and Chinese subtitles
Various Extras
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images
courtesy of Intercontinental Video, Ltd.
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