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Review
by Kozo: |
Tsui Hark goes back to the well for this horror comedy
which recalls the hopping vampire days of yore. Like
many of its predecessors (i.e., the Mr. Vampire
series), Tsui Hark's Vampire Hunters is a largely
aimless mishmash of kung-fu action, cool Taoist shtick
and sometimes trying comedy - a formula that the film
follows perhaps too successfully. As many of the older
vampire flicks were barely average productions, turning
out a comparable product is hardly a cause for massive
celebration.
Set during 17th century
China, the film follows a ragtag group of vampire
hunters named Wind (Ken Chang), Rain (Lam Suet), Thunder
(Michael Chow) and Lighting (Chan Kwok-Kwan). The
four were taught their vampire-fighting skills by
master Mao Shan (Ji Chun-Hua), a skilled kung-fu artist
and Taoist exorcist. The group's goal is to stop the
Vampire King, a particularly nasty undead monster
who sucks human spirits and can create even more of
his type. Unfortunately, the initial encounter goes
awry, and the group loses the Vampire King, and is
separated from their master to boot.
Three months later,
the boys track the Vampire King to the House of Jiang,
a supposedly haunted home run by Master Jiang (Yu
Rong-Guang). Besides presiding over a massive empty
home, Jiang is a skilled taxidermist and wax artisan,
and preserves the dead into unflattering wax statues
in an attempt keep them around. Jiang's son is due
to be wed to the comely Sasa (Anya), and the four
hunters pretend to be servants-for-hire to continue
their investigation. Wind also finds the time to become
enamored of Sasa, which means tiresome comedy relief
which was unfunny even back in the eighties.
However, Sasa's brother
Dragon (Lee Wai-Shing) is really after Jiang's gold,
and is using his sister to get in with the old coot.
He hires a "zombie wrangler" played by Chen
Kuan-Tai to animate Jiang's wax corpses, meaning lots
of hopping guys will soon be terrorizing the town.
Robbery schemes, zero character development, cheesy
gore, uninteresting romantic developments, entertaining
wire-fu and chintzy special effects follow.
The massive time gap
between this and earlier vampire efforts pays off
in some slight ways. The Vampire King is a more powerful-seeming
entity than previous movie vampires, and updated camera
tricks allow he and his hopping zombie bretheren much
more dynamic movement. Also, the effects are slightly
beefed up, and the film has been given a convincingly
dirty production design. Tsui Hark's Vampire Hunters
does not share the messy-but-gorgeous cinematography
of previous genre entries, and instead creates a convincingly
atmospheric location for all the coming vampire hijinks.
The kung-fu, while not overly inspired, manages to
be energetic and attention-getting. Those who bemoan
the loss of this sort of cheapie period kung-fu spectacular
should be pleased by what they see.
However, that's where
the modern advances end. Everything else (acting,
story and direction) seems drawn from a cinematic
wasteland where product was king and actual filmmaking
an unheard of thing. Director Wellson Chin is no stranger
to this, as he directed the fast-food Inspectors
Wear Skirts series as well as numerous horror
comedies that were actually better than this retro
exercise. Tsui Hark's production house Film Workshop
has churned out commercial product in the past, but
it usually possessed some dizzying creativity and
deceptively off-kilter sensibilities. Those who've
been weaned on HK's entertaining junk food cinema
will likely find much to delight them in Vampire
Hunters. There's nothing about this film that
makes it anything more than average - and we're talking
eighties standards here. If one were to look at the
film from a modern perspective, it would be seen as
more-or-less a failed effort, managing no discernible
substance beneath its typical genre conventions. Fans
of Tsui Hark will likely be distressed by this latest
in a series of uninspired efforts, none of them approaching
the energy or breathless imagination of his earlier
works.
But still, whatever
nostalgia Vampire Hunters conjures up may be
enough for some people. Who cares if there's no character,
story, acting or emotional purpose to this filck?
Vampire Hunters breezes by in a ninety minute
flurry of unimportant, yet somewhat amusing HK Cinema
signifiers. Seeing hopping vampires, flying kung-fu,
and wacky weapons of Taoist monks is probably enough
to put the smile on the faces of the same people who
saw Mr. Vampire 1-4, Vampire vs. Vampire,
New Mr. Vampire, Vampire Family and
probably even The Musical Vampire. Tsui
Hark's Vampire Hunters won't win any new fans
to the genre, but it probably doesn't need to. Those
who expect to like this type of cheap cinema will
probably dig this flick. Those who don't: please watch
something else. (Kozo 2003)
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