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                        Review 
                          by Kozo: | 
                         
                           They 
                            could be the new Andy Lau and Sammi Cheng. Okay, maybe 
                            not. Regardless, Eric Kot and Candy Lo are suddenly 
                            the hottest screen couple of 2006 by simple virtue 
                            of getting paired up too many times this year. First 
                            came their odd pairing in Cocktail, followed 
                            by the "one Eric and two Candy" love triangle 
                            in Half Twin. Now, thanks to Feel It Say 
                            It..., they've hit the 2006 trifecta. The proper 
                            response is probably to clap politely at their continued 
                            casting success. Of greater importance: the movie 
                            ain't half-bad. 
                          Eric Kot is Zmon Heung, a 
                            dedicated dermatologist whose main goal in life is 
                            to insure that people in Hong Kong have fully-functioning 
                            equipment. His skin care clinic caters almost exclusively 
                            to those who possess sexually-transmitted diseases, 
                            and is even located in a remote region to enhance 
                            his customer's privacy. Aiding him is Ma Hiu-Yeung 
                            (Candy Lo), his workaholic assistant who cares for 
                            the daily operation of the clinic, as well as some 
                            portions of the doctor's personal life. Zmon is seeing 
                            Fei Fei (Tiffany Lee), a buxom model who may be more 
                            than he can handle. The film is barely 15 minutes 
                            old when it's discovered that Fei Fei has a sweaty 
                            attraction to stuttering masseuse To Bing (Anson Leung), 
                            who just so happens to be Ma's boyfriend. 
                           Not surprisingly, To Bing 
                            returns Fei Fei's affection and the two are soon locking 
                            lips and hips. Meanwhile, Zmon and Ma continue to 
                            cure the VD-afflicted, all the while not realizing 
                            that A) they both are wearing green hats, and B) they 
                            are truly meant for one another. When the two finally 
                            catch on that their other halves may be seeing one 
                            another, they stake out To Bing's apartment until 
                            they get some official confirmation. In the meantime, 
                            they also do role-play, running through the myriad 
                            emotions that a person feels when they suspect that 
                            their boyfriend/girlfriend may be snacking on the 
                            side. When they discover that their suspicions are 
                            confirmed, role-play becomes reality. Luckily they 
                            still have the clinic - and more importantly, each 
                            other. 
                          Feel It Say It... earns points with its minor, if not too postmodern 
                            look at the uncertainties of finding one's better 
                            half. The eventual courtship of the lead characters 
                            is subtly affecting in that the moments experienced 
                            are quiet. Nobody chases anybody down in the street 
                            to announce their undying love. Everything here is 
                            done tentatively, and Candy Lo and Eric Kot seem genuine 
                            in their sometimes awkward emotion. The romance between 
                            Anson Leung and Tiffany Lee is played a bit more overtly, 
                            pushing for as many sweaty clinches as the tame IIA 
                            rating can muster. It's also completely dropped three-quarters 
                            into the film, which is unexpected, though not really 
                            unwelcome. Closure and teary confrontations seldom 
                            happen in real life; by eschewing the obvious, Feel 
                            It Say It... ends up feeling more genuine. 
                          However, the romances 
                            are only a portion of the film. The rest is a mismatched 
                            PSA for the importance of getting your equipment checked 
                            once in a while. A parade of Hong Kong B-listers - including Sam Lee, Chin Kar-Lok, Jerry Lamb, and Emily 
                            Kwan --show up flaunting their sexual dysfunction 
                            or newly-acquired venereal diseases. The moments can 
                            be uneven, as they're sometimes accompanied by commentary 
                            that breaks the fourth wall, overt lecturing on possible 
                            infections, and even an awkward musical number. We 
                            also get visual illustrations of fetishes, sex appeal, 
                            and Japanese people who like to cheat on one another. 
                            The anti-VD sequences vary in effectiveness and entertainment 
                            value. It's great to watch Sam Lee and Jerry Lamb 
                            admit to having VD, but does it really jibe with the 
                            rest of the film? It's hard to say. Given the extended 
                            romantic plotline AND the abundance of sex-ed lessons, 
                            Feel It Say It... almost feels like two movies 
                            zipped into one. 
                          But this isn't some 
                            vaunted Peter Chan or Wong Kar-Wai film that we're 
                            looking at. Feel It Say It... is small stuff, 
                            and doesn't aspire to much more than a quiet combo 
                            of pleasing romance and public service announcement. 
                            With that in mind, the film is a minor success. Director 
                            Bennie Chan (not to be confused with Benny Chan, director 
                            of Gen-X Cops) creates identifiable emotions, 
                            the rural location is charming, and Eric Kot and Candy 
                            Lo are exceptionally likable. Neither actor carries 
                            anything resembling star baggage, and seem like average, 
                            amiable people that one would probably be glad to 
                            know. The two form a believable couple, and their 
                            pursuit of a mature relationship is refreshing in 
                            its low-key charm. That right there is enough to make Feel It Say It... better than the popstar-fueled 
                            crap the industry churns out. The fact that it doesn't 
                            star a Cookie is an extra bonus. (Kozo 2006)  | 
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