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            Review 
              by Kozo: | 
             
                    
                Because Golden Harvest can’t get the cast of the original  
                Downtown Torpedoes together (Takeshi Kaneshiro is now a major 
                Japanese star and Charlie Young has retired), those fellas at 
                Golden Harvest have decided to give us  Downtown Torpedoes: 
                The Tangentially Related Spinoff. The resulting entity, a 
                big-budget action spectacular called  Skyline Cruisers, 
                bears a Chinese name that literally means  Holy Thief Second 
                Generation.  Downtown was called  Holy Thief Spy 
                Shadow,  so you can see the connection.  
                     Now that the Chinese lesson is over, 
                how about the movie? Well, Teddy Chan is off directing Jackie 
                Chan movies, so Golden Harvest has enlisted the promising Wilson 
                Yip, who’s turned in some pretty good movies of late. Those movies 
                were nothing like Skyline, though, and the result shows. 
                Leon Lai plays Mac, the leader of a group of hi-tech thieves including 
                Bird (Jordan Chan, NOT reprising his role from Downtown), 
                Sam (Sam Lee), and Michelle (Michelle Saram). Our heroes are wacky 
                sorts, except for Mac, who’s mysterious and cool in that charismatic 
                leader way. Mac enlists his team for a goodwill job, stealing 
                a cure for a horrific disease. Their thievery means high-tech 
                trickery of the most cartoonish sort, and all the James Bond gadgets 
                are kind of fun.  
                     Then things get strange. Shu Qi turns 
                up as Panadol, a mystery chick who’s also after the cure. Also, 
                many flashbacks and tight close-ups of Mac glowering have taught 
                us that 3 years ago, Mac’s girlfriend died thanks to Sato (Alex 
                To). Sato was a former partner of Mac and Bird’s, who was responsible 
                for the death of the woman they both loved. As if that nugget 
                of originality meant anything, Sato may be involved in this most 
                recent escapade, and if he is then Mac and his cohorts will have 
                to put up some really bad overacting from Alex To.  
                     The action is all right, but it’s cartoony 
                to a fault. While  Downtown Torpedoes was at fault for 
                non-existent characterization and an almost machine-like efficiency, 
                it was still an enjoyable, technically superior action flick. 
                Sadly,  Skyline Cruisers gives us uninteresting characterization 
                and incredibly silly action. At least the whole manages to entertain 
                on sort of a base, better-than-bored level, but I find the whole 
                thing an incredible disappointment considering Wilson Yip was 
                the director. His movies have been wonderfully character-oriented 
                genre films that managed to give us great characters within commercial 
                plots.  Skyline is too commercial, and as a result comes 
                off as a slick but nonsensical package. As we enter the fourth 
                year of HK Cinema A.D.T. (After  Downtown Torpedoes), I 
                must say that the switch to Western-style action has given us 
                middling results. (Kozo 2001) 
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