America
is in a time of crisis. International tensions, a suffering
economy, rising gas prices, moral bankruptcy, and a record
number of celebrity divorces have laid siege upon our society.
Tough problems require tough solutions. An uncertain world
needs a bold new face on the global map. The moral murkiness
of the twenty-first century needs a righteous leader. Who
better than Chan Ho-Nam himself? Vote Ekin Cheng for President
in 2004.
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A Bold New Direction:
Formerly known as LoveHKFilm.com,
this website has taken on a new purpose. Its goal is the
election of Hong Kong's favorite son Ekin Cheng Yee-Kin
to a new position worthy of his talent and charisma: President
of the United States. Webmaster Kozo has departed in search
of his future wife (a former waitress at the Hard Rock Cafe
in Tsimshatsui), and has left us the entire LoveHKFilm.com
treasury with which to fund Ekin Cheng's drive to the White
House. With his final contribution of $50, Ekin Cheng's
campaign fund now has $52.89 at its disposal.
Why
Ekin Cheng?
The reasons why are legion:
the intelligence, the cool demeanor, the ageless manner
in which he styles his hair. The fact that he runs a
large, machine-like organization of young gang punks
in Causeway Bay. Humble, yet forceful and righteous,
Ekin Cheng can be counted upon to protect and lead the
greatest country in the world. And no, we're not talking
about Canada.
The reasons why not can be
counted on your left hand: Asian, young, and incredibly
better looking than the opposition. We think the competition
is just jealous.
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Is this not the face of a born leader?
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Meet the
Running Mates:
Bill Clinton needed Al Gore.
George Bush, Jr. needed George Bush, Sr. Batman needed Robin.
So too, does Ekin Cheng need a running mate. Ekin Cheng
in 2004 picks
apart the candidates to see what they're made of.
Meet the First Ladies:
Ekin Cheng doesn't really
need a First Lady, but the party line requires it, so now
he must choose. Ekin Cheng in 2004 breaks down the
leading candidates
for First Lady duties.
Addressing the issues:
In an effort to discover the
needs and desires of the public, Ekin Cheng has met with
the Man on the
Street to see which issues haunt them.
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